Ladies, have you ever wished you could take a trip into your man’s mind, and explore it? You know, read his thoughts, know what he thinks about, and how to please him? Well, if you’re one of those ladies who’ve wished for this, smile because it is your lucky day. Today, I’ll be taking you into the mind of a man, and telling you some of the things he probably doesn’t tell you, but wishes you knew anyway.
WARNING: you may not like everything you find in there.
1. WE LOVE YOU, BUT WE ALSO LOVE OUR SPORTS, VIDEO GAME AND MOBILE PHONE
Ladies, we know you want us to give you all the attention in the world, and be there at your beck and call every other time, but you need to understand that we have other things that require our time and attention as well; like our video game and mobile phone, and sports. In addition to you, they are the spice of our life (you know, just like your makeup and clothes) so please, allow us enjoy them in peace. It’s always irritating when you try to keep us away from them with your persistent ‘cry’ for attention. We may not tell you this, but it is the truth. Keeping us away from those things is like keeping us away from total happiness… It hurtsssssss!
2. WE HATE PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT…WE HATE IT!
You know how we go out together, and you see your favourite male celebrity in the mall or restaurant and for a brief moment, treat him like he’s a god? –irritating! Sometimes, you even hand us your phone, and ask us to take a photo of you two. It is totally embarrassing ladies, and the only reason we don’t talk to you about it is just so we don’t seem like a jerk. Please, tone it down, ladies.
And before I forget, why do some of you feel like the only way you can show your displeasure at any wrong we do in public is by slapping us…in public? First of all, you should never have to slap us in the first place; it kills our confidence and makes us feel less masculine. If we do you wrong in public, walk out on us if you like (at least, that’s fairer), but don’t raise your hands on us. It doesn’t go down well with our nature. You feel me? Thank you!
3. OUR BALLS ARE NOT FOOTBALL; THEY DO HURT
When most women go mad at a man, they aim straight for his balls. Ladies, our balls are not meant to be kicked around like football, they’re there to help us make babies…and perform other functions in bed. They hurt like a gun wound when you kick them, but I’m sure you already know that so consider this a reminder.
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You know i think most of the stuff said about what men really want is too much…i min men should make an effort to make their women happy too…we all have what we want but when we start being 2gether we should compromise nd make sure dat both of us gets satisfied…