10 THINGS MEN REALLY WISH WOMEN KNEW

8. WHATEVER YOU GOTTA SAY…ALWAYS GO STRAIGHT TO THE POINT

You always complain we don’t give you enough attention and time, but when you do get it, you don’t know how to utilize it properly. When we lovingly do make out time for you to tell us whatever it is you want to, please, make it as brief as possible, and cut right to the chase. Don’t go telling us stories, and unnecessary details like you do with your girls because we ain’t got that time. Men get bored by stories, so please, get right to the point, and save our lives. Besides, there could be an important game on TV!

9. WE ARE NOT MACHINES IN BED, WE ARE HUMANS

Some women expect us men to pound and pound them in bed until they’re totally satisfied, but it can’t always work that way. There will be times when we’ll give you our best, and there will be times when we cannot go all the way. Please, understand that. We can’t always last as much as 1 hour; sometimes, we’ll only last 5 minutes, but we need you to love us like that, and stop making that angry face you make when it doesn’t go perfect to your plan in bed.

10. WE HATE IT WHEN YOU’RE STIFF AND EMOTIONLESS IN BED

Yes, ladies, we hate it when we’re hitting it, and you just lie down there, emotionless and stiff like we ain’t actually hitting it. It makes it look like we ain’t doing well enough, and that can kill our excitement faster than anything. Moan, twist, whine by all means because they turn us on, and make us do even more. *wink*

So ladies, now you know some of those things you always wished men would tell you. Stick with them more, and we’ll live together even more happily than you ever could have imagined. On behalf of every man, thank you for your anticipated co-operation.

Drama