4. WE CAN’T KEEP OUR FRIENDS AWAY
I’ve had a few women in my life, so I know how they feel about our hommies and friends. Women don’t wanna see no friend around their man, they don’t want no hommies visiting or even calling him on the phone, and I just can’t understand how that should work. Ladies, most of our friends and hommies were there even before you came in, so how do you expect us to throw them away just because you don’t like them? How would you feel if we asked you to cut out all ties to your female friends? Friends have always, and will always be there. Please, learn to deal with that reality.
5. WE WILL ALWAYS FIND OTHER WOMEN ATTRACTIVE
Yes, there’ll always be another woman who’s prettier than you are, and another whose booty is 3 times the size of yours, and we will always look at them. It doesn’t mean we want to be with them; it’s just the way it is. And before you go thinking we can’t fight the urge, know that we try, babe…we try, but the harder we try to ignore other women, the harder it is to actually ignore them. We always feel awful when you get sad because we checked out some girl at the mall or in the street. Please, understand that it’s not entirely our doing. Lol. Please note that this doesn’t mean you’re allowed to check out other guys as well…we will hate!
6. WE ARE NOT MIND READERS
Ladies, we know you love us so much, and as a reason, sometimes, think of us so highly, you even give us superpowers in your subconscious. Lol. All I’m saying is, when you’re angry at something or someone (maybe us) or bothered by anything at all, don’t give us the silent treatment. Don’t go mute, and expect us to supernaturally know why you’re sad. We can’t know unless you tell us, and if you don’t tell us, we can’t fix it (or apologize if we’re wrong). Please, learn to speak your mind more. Thanks for your cooperation.
7. WE HATE TO HOLD YOUR PURSE(S) AND BAGS FOR YOU
It kills our masculinity when you ask us to help you hold your purse and bags in public. I mean, it’s not a guy thing, it’s a female thing. I know we don’t complain when you put us in this situation, but it makes us uncomfortable, trust me. We love you, and that’s the only reason we oblige.
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You know i think most of the stuff said about what men really want is too much…i min men should make an effort to make their women happy too…we all have what we want but when we start being 2gether we should compromise nd make sure dat both of us gets satisfied…