16 FUNNY AND INTERESTING QUOTES WRITTEN BY MEN ABOUT WOMEN

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One thing men always talk about and can’t do without is women, and these quotes written by men would either get you wondering or laughing.

Have a little fun below knowing how men actually feel

1. Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

2. Girls are like smart phones, when we finally figure them out, they upgrade to a smarter version.

3. The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows how to get on every single one of them. 

4. A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. —Arnold Haultain

5. Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

6. Women really rule the world. They just haven’t figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we’re all in big big trouble. — Dr Leon

7. Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she’s right — instantly. — Sam Slick

8. Women keep a special corner in their hearts for sins they haven’t committed. — Cornelia Otis Skinner

9. When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.

10. If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. — Aristotle Onassis

11. A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

12. If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars; just intense negotiations every 28 days.

13. Women are suitable to be journalists. They never spend a minute quiet.

14. When a woman says “what?” It isn’t because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

15. Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession. 

16. After about twenty years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I feel the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. — Mel Gibson’s reply when asked what women want.

 

Is this how men honestly feel? Or they are probably just jokes.

Watch out for quotes about men soon.

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1 Comment on "16 FUNNY AND INTERESTING QUOTES WRITTEN BY MEN ABOUT WOMEN"

  1. Women are like Mangoes , as you are waiting for them to ripen, other guys are eating them with salt.

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