4 FUNNY BUT REAL REASONS WHY MEN ALWAYS HAVE THEIR HANDS DOWN THERE

man with hands down his shorts

I don’t know what you thought I meant when you saw ‘down there’, but if it was the male reproductive organ, a.k.a penis, you are spot on.

Anyone who is a man or has been around a lot of men knows that it’s a very common thing to find them either dipping their hands inside or simply feeling their penis. Some people find it irritating when they see men doing stuff like that, but I’m not sure they even bother to know why they do it. Lol.

There are lots of reasons why some men tend to always have their hands down there, depending on the person in question, but I’ll simply tell you some of the most common ones.

1. ITCHINESS

Just like you find most women scratching their breasts when they’re sweaty, most men also reach for their down below to ease up the itchiness that comes as a result of sweat. Due to the tightness of the location of the male reproductive organ, it tends to get sweaty often, and the moment this happens, unless you get a shower in time, it may cause itching to happen down there. Sometimes, the itchiness is also caused by the build up of germs around the genital region due to poor hygiene.

2. TO KEEP IT IN PERFECT POSITION

The male reproductive is very flexible; so, sometimes, it dangles out of position, into a place that would cause a bit of discomfort to men, so we’re often left with no choice but to re-adjust it into a more comfortable position. The testicles are also guilty of this sometimes.

3. TO SAVE US SOME EMBARRASSMENT

You know that thing down there has a mind of its own. Lol. And can decide to make funny moves even when least expected. One of the most dreaded things for a man is to get an erection in public, especially around so many women, so, he’d do anything to conceal any such occurrence from public eye, even if it means stylishly touching his reproductive organ.

4. IT’S JUST A HABIT FOR SOME

Some men have become so accustomed to reaching for and touching their reproductive organs that they sometimes, do it involuntarily — not because they feel an itch or they want to conceal an erection. For them, it’s just a habit that they have learned over time.

So, now you know why you have so many men always touching their genital region — and as gross as the act may seem to some people, I think we can all agree that it is just one of those things that have to be done. Lol.

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