It’s weekend and it’s time time to have fun and laugh out all the stress from the week. I have got some of the funniest pick-up lines from the internet that would definitely love. Remember it’s just to make you laugh so do not use it to start a conversation with a new girl or you might end up with a hot slap, LOL. Using it with your girl to make her laugh isn’t a bad idea anyway.
Below are some of the best and funniest pick-up lines on the net.
1. Are you a power button because you turn me on?
2. I’m good at algebra. I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.
3. I heard your grades are bad…I’m sure this D won’t hurt.
4. Are you garbage because I want to take you out?
5. Your body is 70% water and I’m thirsty.
6. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
7. You are a cinema, I could watch you forever.
8. Are you from Korea because I think you’re my Seoul mate?
9. Are you Instagram because I like what I see?
10. Is your name Google? You’ve got everything I’m searching for.
11. Can I borrow your phone? I told my ex I’d call when I found someone better.
12. Roses are red, pickles are green. I like your legs and what’s in between.
I can’t just stop laughing and I hope you love them too.
Phil