{"id":769,"date":"2014-03-16T11:30:28","date_gmt":"2014-03-16T11:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/?p=769"},"modified":"2017-01-16T09:33:39","modified_gmt":"2017-01-16T08:33:39","slug":"ten-frequent-lies-men-tell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/ten-frequent-lies-men-tell\/","title":{"rendered":"TEN FREQUENT LIES MEN TELL"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The male gender has always been accused of lying to their female counterparts, \u201cit\u2019s in their blood\u201d, and \u201call men are the same\u201d the females would tell you. Every now and then a guy just has to tell a little white lie to get out of a certain situation with his lady. Well, we bring you ten frequent lies men tell even without thinking.<\/p>\n

However, this doesn’t try to say all men lie…<\/p>\n

1.<\/b>\u00a0I w<\/strong>asn\u2019t with my phone<\/b><\/p>\n

He probably saw the call but didn\u2019t feel like talking at that point in time. He put your call on silent baby. hehe<\/p>\n

2<\/b>. I\u2019m not like other guys<\/b><\/p>\n

<\/b>Almost every guy have said this to a lady at one point in time. This is the perfect lie guys tell to get what they want. It’s surprising that ladies always fall for this lie even after hearing it from a thousand other guys. *Rotfl*<\/p>\n

3. She is just a friend<\/b><\/p>\n

<\/b>There may never be a frequent lie than this. What were you expecting to hear? That she is just another side chick (probably like you) Wake up from your sleep baby.<\/p>\n

4. I\u2019m on my way dear<\/b><\/p>\n

You can equate this with \u2018I just finished having my bath\u2019. Sorry to burst your bubbles, he ain\u2019t nowhere close honey.<\/p>\n

5. My status (update or personal message) is for you boo<\/b><\/p>\n

This one actually isn\u2019t a lie; the only problem is that the update was meant for 6 other girls too, boo. You have got to see your name on it to be sure\u2026 even your surname and middle name might be useful at times.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve gone half way and I can feel the guys saying \u201cstop this man, you are breaking the guy code\u201d and the ladies are itching for me to write the next five. It\u2019s your lucky day ladies cos I\u2019m with you on this one.<\/p>\n

6. Uhm just stepped out the house now<\/b><\/p>\n

Well this is the answer to \u201cwhere are you honey?\u201d Just in case you were going to pop up with \u201cI\u2019m coming over in a bit\u201d. lmao<\/p>\n

7. Was just thinking about you<\/b><\/p>\n

This is in-built, every guy says this even without thinking, it\u2019s just at the tip of the tongue. It\u2019s as old as the word \u2018old\u2019 itself.<\/p>\n

8. You are the most beautiful girl I\u2019ve ever seen<\/b><\/p>\n

Omg!!! You know that ain\u2019t true hun. Come on, you are not even close (except for just a few though). How can every girl be the most beautiful girl he has seen??? Just asking<\/p>\n

9. Don\u2019t leave me, I can\u2019t do without you baby<\/b><\/p>\n

This is the only lie you can tell when caught in the act. Hardly any other words to say other than this.<\/p>\n

10. I\u2019m not going to see or even call her again<\/b><\/p>\n

In other words, I\u2019m going to see her but you are not going to catch me with her again and I\u2019d always delete her calls from my call log when you are visiting.<\/p>\n

Busted!!! Busted!!! Busted!!!\u00a0 Damn I can hear them screaming. But one thing is for sure, most (ladies) would still fall for these same words even after reading this piece. Guys would still find their way around and I just don\u2019t know why.<\/p>\n

shawn<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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