{"id":27247,"date":"2016-06-11T10:38:58","date_gmt":"2016-06-11T09:38:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/?p=27247"},"modified":"2016-12-13T15:05:48","modified_gmt":"2016-12-13T14:05:48","slug":"12-funny-quotes-about-love-and-relationship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/12-funny-quotes-about-love-and-relationship\/","title":{"rendered":"12 FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT LOVE AND RELATIONSHIP"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nLove is a beautiful thing, but sometimes having a loving relationship can be quite difficult. You shouldn’t take things to heart; just check out these funny quotes about love and relationship:<\/p>\n

1. “Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” \u2014 <\/em>Phyllis Diller<\/strong><\/p>\n

2. “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” \u2014 <\/em>Erma Bombeck<\/strong><\/p>\n

3. “Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.” \u2014 <\/em>Billy Crystal<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. “My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.” \u2014 <\/em>Ray Romano<\/strong><\/p>\n

5. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” \u2014 Will Ferrell<\/strong> <\/em><\/p>\n

6. “If you text ‘I love you’ and the person writes back an emoji \u2014 no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.” \u2014 <\/em>Chelsea Peretti <\/strong><\/p>\n

7. “When choosing sexual partners, remember that talent isn’t sexually transmittable.” \u2014 <\/em>Tina Fey <\/strong><\/p>\n

8. “Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” \u2014 <\/em>George Burns <\/strong><\/p>\n

9. “Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” \u2014 <\/em>Caroll Bryant<\/strong><\/p>\n

10. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” \u2014 <\/em>Rita Rudner <\/strong><\/p>\n

11. “Being a good husband is like a stand-up comic. You need ten years before you can call yourself a beginner.” \u2014 <\/em>Jerry Seinfeld<\/strong><\/p>\n

12. “If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” \u2014 <\/em>Fran Lebowitz<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope you had a good time laughing at these silly quotes.
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