{"id":2058,"date":"2014-04-20T12:36:33","date_gmt":"2014-04-20T12:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/?p=2058"},"modified":"2016-06-27T18:21:32","modified_gmt":"2016-06-27T17:21:32","slug":"every-womans-dream-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/every-womans-dream-man\/","title":{"rendered":"EVERY WOMAN\u2019S DREAM MAN"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Women love to dream and they always have this picture of how they want their man to be. Don\u2019t hate us for having Dream guys because guys also have dream girls. Having a dream guy is part of being a lady. So guys, if you wanna fall into the dream guy category and roll heads. These are what you need to do<\/p>\n

#1 SMELL GOOD<\/b><\/p>\n

The deodorants and perfumes in the supermarket are not there to just fill the shops, neither are they there for sight-seeing. These items are meant to be bought and used. No woman dreams of a man that smells like shit, *eeewwwww*. Every woman wants a man that smells good, it\u2019s a turn on for us and we love it. So please guys, visit a good shop today and get yourselves some good DEO and PERFS, you just need to smell good.<\/p>\n

#2 WELL-TONED BODY<\/b><\/p>\n

Have you ever asked yourself why ladies love Flavour and Iyanya so much? Okay yes they are good singers and they\u2019ve got cash (cos I know a lot of guys would say that) but it\u2019s not just that, we love their well-toned body. I wanna lay on those six packs as I caress the body of my man. I didn\u2019t say I won\u2019t date a man without six packs; all I am saying is that I would prefer a man with them. So guys please visit the gym for us. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee.<\/p>\n

#3 BE FASHIONABLE<\/b><\/p>\n

You just have to look good for us guys, please na, I beg you.\u00a0 I hate it when a guy that is shabbily dressed \u00a0walks up to me and say hello; like seriously am I supposed to say hi or what? Hell no, I don\u2019t care if you the son of Bill Gates or Mike Adenuga, you shouldn\u2019t dress that bad and walk up to a lady. Impression matters especially the first. No woman dreams of a zero man when it comes to dressing, we all dream of well-dressed guys. So guys, try to look atleast for our sake. Get clothes that look good on you and get us dreaming of you.<\/p>\n

#4 BE A MAGICIAN<\/b><\/p>\n

Yeah women love magic and that\u2019s why we enjoy fairy-tale stories. Be a magician and we would dream of you. By being a magician I mean you should be full of surprises, we love surprises and that\u2019s why we love Disney. Women love guys that are full of the unexpected (please the good ones and not the bad ones). Don\u2019t do the unexpected by getting every girl pregnant, trust me I won\u2019t dream of you.<\/p>\n

#5 BE THE MASTER CHEF<\/b><\/p>\n

We don\u2019t expect you to cook all the time but every woman wants to be spoilt on bed sometimes you know. Make us breakfast, we dream of such guys. Fix a meal without our knowledge and surprise us with it. I wanna taste my man\u2019s meal and I want it to taste so good. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, don\u2019t try cooking for us if you can\u2019t, we appreciate it if you don\u2019t make us mess our stomach and the toilet. *eeewwwww*. There is nothing bad in learning to cook guys, we dream of such guys.<\/p>\n

So apply these tips and you might just appear in our dreams. Lemme go to bed and see who I would dream of now. Love you all.<\/p>\n

ViV<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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