{"id":18754,"date":"2015-09-12T12:49:11","date_gmt":"2015-09-12T11:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/?p=18754"},"modified":"2016-04-30T14:29:31","modified_gmt":"2016-04-30T13:29:31","slug":"9-funny-wedding-toasts-that-would-leave-your-guests-laughing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/9-funny-wedding-toasts-that-would-leave-your-guests-laughing\/","title":{"rendered":"9 FUNNY WEDDING TOASTS THAT WOULD LEAVE YOUR GUESTS LAUGHING"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/wedding-guests-laughing.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-18755\" src=\"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/wedding-guests-laughing.jpg\" alt=\"wedding guests laughing\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/wedding-guests-laughing.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/wedding-guests-laughing-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There is nothing that could be compared to a wedding that is filled with love, laughter, happiness\u2026 and love and laughter again.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone loves a wedding that would put a smile on everyone\u2019s face; such weddings aren\u2019t forgotten easily, and these quotes would make everyone put on a smile or two.<\/p>\n<p><b>1<\/b>. <em>It&#8217;s not true that married men live longer than<\/em><i>\u00a0<\/i><i>single<\/i><i>\u00a0<\/i><em>men. It only seems longer.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><b>2.<\/b><\/em><em> A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><b>3.<\/b><\/em><em> Here\u2019s to the bride \u2013 may she share everything with her husband\u2026and that includes the housework.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><b>4.<\/b><\/em><em> Always remember the three magic words: \u201cYou\u2019re right dear.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><b>5.<\/b><\/em> <em>If it weren&#8217;t for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><b>6<\/b><\/em><em>. <\/em><em>To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage: Here\u2019s to good sense of humor \u2013 and a short memory!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><b>7.<\/b><\/em> <em>Never go to bed angry\u2026 always stay up and argue.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><b>8.<\/b><\/em><em> \u201cThe secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.\u201d \u2014 Henny Youngman<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><b>9.<\/b><\/em> <em>\u201cBy all means marry; if you get a good wife, you\u2019ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you\u2019ll become a philosopher.\u201d \u2013 Socrates<\/em><i><\/i><\/p>\n<p><b><i>Phil\u00a0<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is nothing that could&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18755,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[2532],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18754"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18754"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25850,"href":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18754\/revisions\/25850"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18755"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}