{"id":13246,"date":"2015-01-27T10:20:28","date_gmt":"2015-01-27T09:20:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/?p=13246"},"modified":"2016-02-27T07:49:02","modified_gmt":"2016-02-27T06:49:02","slug":"16-funny-and-interesting-quotes-written-by-men-about-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/16-funny-and-interesting-quotes-written-by-men-about-women\/","title":{"rendered":"16 FUNNY AND INTERESTING QUOTES WRITTEN BY MEN ABOUT WOMEN"},"content":{"rendered":"

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One thing men always talk about and can’t do without is women, and these quotes written by men would either get you wondering or laughing.<\/p>\n

Have a little fun below knowing how men actually feel<\/p>\n

1. Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.<\/i><\/p>\n

2. Girls are like smart phones, when we finally figure them out, they upgrade to a smarter version.<\/i><\/p>\n

3. The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows how to get on every single one of them.\u00a0 <\/i><\/p>\n

4. A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.<\/i> \u2014Arnold Haultain<\/p>\n

5. Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. <\/i><\/p>\n

6. Women really rule the world. They just haven’t figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we’re all in big big trouble.<\/i> \u2014 Dr Leon<\/p>\n

7. Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she’s right \u2014 instantly. <\/i>\u2014 Sam Slick<\/p>\n

8. Women keep a special corner in their hearts for sins they haven’t committed.<\/i> \u2014 Cornelia Otis Skinner<\/p>\n

9. When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.<\/i><\/p>\n

10. If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. <\/i>\u2014 Aristotle Onassis<\/p>\n

11. A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.<\/i><\/p>\n

12. If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars; just intense negotiations every 28 days.<\/i><\/p>\n

13. Women are suitable to be journalists. They never spend a minute quiet.<\/p>\n

14. When a woman says “what?” It isn’t because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.<\/i><\/p>\n

15. Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.\u00a0 <\/i><\/p>\n

16. After about twenty years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I feel the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. \u2014 Mel Gibson\u2019s reply when asked what women want.<\/p>\n

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Is this how men honestly feel? Or they are probably just jokes.<\/p>\n

Watch out for quotes about men soon.<\/p>\n

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