{"id":10426,"date":"2014-10-04T20:52:17","date_gmt":"2014-10-04T19:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/?p=10426"},"modified":"2016-07-16T21:21:30","modified_gmt":"2016-07-16T20:21:30","slug":"10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-lady-you-meet-for-the-first-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-lady-you-meet-for-the-first-time\/","title":{"rendered":"10 THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A LADY YOU MEET FOR THE FIRST TIME"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Some guys always wonder why they are never good with ladies; it might just be the things you say when you meet her for the first time. Some guys just don\u2019t know the kind of things to say to a lady they meet for the first time. First impression matters and you need to ensure you don\u2019t ruin your chance.<\/p>\n

If you want to start a conversation with a woman you meet for the first time, you should avoid these lines<\/p>\n

1. The word of the day is legs. Let’s go to your house and spread the word. <\/b><\/p>\n

Sex shouldn\u2019t be the first thing you talk about with a lady, she isn\u2019t a prostitute.<\/p>\n

2. Are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world.<\/b><\/p>\n

Can you just avoid making reference to a woman\u2019s butt the first time you meet a woman?<\/p>\n

3. Do you mind if I call you mom?<\/b><\/p>\n

That\u2019s so not nice, are you insinuating she is old enough to be your mum?<\/p>\n

4. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?<\/b><\/p>\n

Maybe you should just walk past again but this time to your house alone.<\/p>\n

5. Your dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb.<\/b><\/p>\n

This makes you look childish, not something you should be using.<\/p>\n

6. You have something on your butt. My eyes!<\/b><\/p>\n

No reference to a woman\u2019s butt the first time you meet her.<\/p>\n

7. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t keep it in<\/b><\/p>\n

Now that\u2019s so gross, never try this.<\/p>\n

8. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?<\/b><\/p>\n

Jeez, she isn\u2019t a prostitute so you shouldn\u2019t be doing that please.<\/p>\n

9. Hey girl, what\u2019s up? Guess what? It\u2019s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to<\/b><\/p>\n

So who the hell do you think you are, mister?<\/p>\n

10. If I was a fly, I’d land on you first. Because you’re the shit.<\/b><\/p>\n

Even an 8-year-old girl won\u2019t find this funny, never use this line.<\/p>\n

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So if you really like the girl and hope to start a conversation with her, then you should avoid using these lines I mentioned.<\/p>\n

Ladies, you can also add lines you think guys shouldn’t use when they meet a girl for the first time.<\/p>\n

ViV<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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