{"id":10370,"date":"2014-10-03T13:23:41","date_gmt":"2014-10-03T12:23:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/?p=10370"},"modified":"2016-07-16T21:13:42","modified_gmt":"2016-07-16T20:13:42","slug":"12-funny-pick-up-lines-guys-should-never-use","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elcrema.com\/12-funny-pick-up-lines-guys-should-never-use\/","title":{"rendered":"12 FUNNY PICK-UP LINES GUYS SHOULD NEVER USE"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s weekend and it’s time time to have fun and laugh out all the stress from the week. I have got some of the funniest pick-up lines from the internet that would definitely love. Remember it’s just to make you laugh so do not use it to start a conversation with a new girl or you might end up with a hot slap, LOL. Using it with your girl to make her laugh isn’t a bad idea anyway.<\/p>\n

Below are some of the best and funniest pick-up lines on the net.<\/p>\n

1. Are you a power button because you turn me on?<\/p>\n

2. I\u2019m good at algebra. I can replace your X and you wouldn\u2019t need to figure out Y.<\/p>\n

3. I heard your grades are bad\u2026I\u2019m sure this D won\u2019t hurt.<\/p>\n

4. Are you garbage because I want to take you out?<\/p>\n

5. Your body is 70% water and I\u2019m thirsty.<\/p>\n

6. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.<\/p>\n

7. You are a cinema, I could watch you forever.<\/p>\n

8. Are you from Korea because I think you\u2019re my Seoul mate?<\/p>\n

9. Are you Instagram because I like what I see?<\/p>\n

10. Is your name Google? \u00a0You\u2019ve got everything I\u2019m searching for.<\/p>\n

11. Can I borrow your phone? I told my ex I\u2019d call when I found someone better.<\/p>\n

12. Roses are red, pickles are green. I like your legs and what\u2019s in between.<\/p>\n

I can\u2019t just stop laughing and I hope you love them too.<\/p>\n

Phil<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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